Postorgasmic illness syndrome

I wonder if I can get my insurance company to buy me a chastity belt if I claim I have Postorgasmic illness syndrome...

It's like post traumatic stress disorder... only for your dick. Symptoms include:

"Severe fatigue and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain"

Muscle pain... lol... get it? It seems everything is post traumatic these days...

Check it out for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_Orgasmic_Illness_Syndrome

Seems like the cure is to just stop wanking! ;)